She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a bonny wee read more

She is a winsome wee thing,
She is a handsome wee thing,
She is a bonny wee thing,
This sweet wee wife o' mine.

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.

She (his wife) is the wind beneath my wings.

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak;
She could not think, but would not cease to speak.

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak;
She could not think, but would not cease to speak.

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

She would rather be an old man's darling than a young man's
warling.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
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Be thou the rainbow to the storms of life!
The evening beam that smiles the clouds away,
And tints to-morrow with prophetic ray!

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first