It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to
it before her. Discipline must read more

It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to
it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode:
Though the storm do beat down on my poll,
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Now voe me I can zing on my business abrode:
Though the storm do beat down on my poll,
There's a wife brighten'd vire at the end of my road,
An' her love, voe the jay o' my soul.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.

In every mess I find a friend,
In every port a wife.