It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to
it before her. Discipline must read more

It's my girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to
it before her. Discipline must be maintained.

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

Try praising your wife, even if it does frighten her at first

And while the wicket falls behind
Her steps, I thought if I could find
A wife I read more

And while the wicket falls behind
Her steps, I thought if I could find
A wife I need not blush to show
I've little further now to go.

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

A man's best fortune, or his worst, is his wife

My fond affection thou hast seen,
Then judge of my regret
To think more happy thou hadst read more

My fond affection thou hast seen,
Then judge of my regret
To think more happy thou hadst been
If we had never met!
And has that thought been shared by thee?
Ah, no! that smiling cheek
Proves more unchanging love for me
Than labor'd words could speak.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

In thy face have I seen the eternal.

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.

He knows little who will tell his wife all he knows.