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    It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snow-blower, or vacuum cleaner.

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Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

Better to be driven out from among men than to be disliked of children.

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My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

My mother loved children--she would have given anything if I had been one.

by Groucho Marx Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the product is read more

Abortion is a skillfully marketed product sold to women at a crisis time in their life. If the product is defective, she can't return it for a refund.

by Carol Evertt Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children.

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Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

Freeze-Frame -Doc Childre.

by Doc Childre Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.

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The child is father of the man.

The child is father of the man.

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Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

by Anna Jameson Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

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