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    Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

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All lovely things will have an ending, All lovely things will fade and die; And youth, that's now so bravely read more

All lovely things will have an ending, All lovely things will fade and die; And youth, that's now so bravely spending, Will beg a penny by and by.

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There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.

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Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

Childhood sometimes does pay a second visit to man; youth never.

by Anna Jameson Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of read more

Cosmic upheaval is not so moving as a little child pondering the death of a sparrow in the corner of a barn. -Tom Savage.

by Tom Savage Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

by Red Buttons Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

by Anonymous Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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Our children's children will hear a good story.

Our children's children will hear a good story.

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I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

I like trying [to get pregnant]. I'm not so sure about childbirth.

by Lauren Holly Found in: Children / youth Quotes,
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I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

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