If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

There is no sinner like a young saint.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about read more

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

It's a sad moment, really, when parents first become a bit frightened of their children.

It's a sad moment, really, when parents first become a bit frightened of their children.

Every child is born a genius.

Every child is born a genius.

A man may be born, but in order to be born he must first die, and in order to die read more

A man may be born, but in order to be born he must first die, and in order to die he must first awake.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it.