Children are poor men's riches.

Children are poor men's riches.

Prolifers support warwaging candidates
whose bomber planes become partial birth abortionists.

Prolifers support warwaging candidates
whose bomber planes become partial birth abortionists.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

things without defense: insects, kittens, small boys.

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about read more

Don't take up a man's time talking about the smartness of your children; he wants to talk to you about the smartness of his children.

Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.

Give me a child for the first seven years, and you may do what you like with him afterwards.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

I'm old enough to know better, but still too young to care.

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of read more

If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair. If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.

It is a wise father that knows his own child.