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    Friends are like television. Some are like PBS and always asking for money. Others are like the news, with sad tales to tell everyday, some are like that one station with the foreign language; you don't understand a word of it but you listen and watch.

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A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.

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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.

by Abigail Van Buren Found in: Children Quotes,
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Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

by Martin Mull Found in: Children Quotes,
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve read more

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

by Phyllis Diller Found in: Children Quotes,
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Children have neither past nor future; and that which seldom happens to us, they rejoice in the present.

Children have neither past nor future; and that which seldom happens to us, they rejoice in the present.

by Jean De La Bruyere Found in: Children Quotes,
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I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

I was such an ugly kid - When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up

by Rodney Dangerfield Found in: Children Quotes,
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Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from read more

Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.

by Bible, Proverbs 22:6 Found in: Children Quotes,
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas

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He who teaches children learns more than they do

He who teaches children learns more than they do

by German Proverb Found in: Children Quotes,
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