You will always be your child's favorite toy

You will always be your child's favorite toy

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go."

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop read more

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life, at the drop of a hat, you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

Doing nothing is happiness for children and misery for old men.

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in read more

All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.

Children are the hands by which we take hold of heaven.