Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.

Statisticians probably do it

Statisticians probably do it

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up

There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....

One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....

Round numbers are always false.

Round numbers are always false.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.