Maxioms by Evan Esar
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it