Evan Esar

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy -- a Jill a rich widow.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.