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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up
There are two kinds of statistics: the kind you look up and the kind you make up
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or read more
If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.
Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
