If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

Before a cure is found we will all have been affected one way or another.

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are no substitute for judgment

Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.

There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.