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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or read more
If you want to inspire confidence, give plenty of statistics. It does not matter that they should be accurate, or even intelligible, as long as there is enough of them.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.
There are two kinds of statistics, the kind you look up, and the kind you make up.
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after read more
My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Statisticians probably do it
Statisticians probably do it
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.
Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted.