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Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn'
Oscar Wilde: 'Do you mind if I smoke?' Sarah Bernhardt: 'I don't care if you burn'
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
