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Round numbers are always false.
Round numbers are always false.
Statistics are no substitute for judgment
Statistics are no substitute for judgment
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause read more
The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.
Statistics are like lampposts: they are good to lean on, but they don't shed much light.
Statisticians probably do it
Statisticians probably do it
 A single death is a tragedy,
a million deaths is a statistic.  
 A single death is a tragedy,
a million deaths is a statistic. 
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into thereoms.