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One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never read more
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
Statistics are like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.
A single death is a tragedy,
a million deaths is a statistic.
A single death is a tragedy,
a million deaths is a statistic.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now.
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!
Statisticians probably do it
Statisticians probably do it
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
Statistics are people with the tears wiped from their eyes
