Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to get caught up.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.