Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.