Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

Hard work has a future. Laziness pays off now.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Slackers aren't stupid, they are just too lazy to do anything about their situation.

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.