Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

Why should i remember anything if i can just look it up?

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life, it was all fun.

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

I slack, therefore, I am... doing nothing

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Do something really bad the first time, and no one will ever think of asking you again

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Each success only buys an admission ticket to a more difficult problem.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

Efficiency is intelligent laziness.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

The reward for a job well done is more work.

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. read more

Slackers are waiting for their ship to come in, but the haven't wandered down to the docks to meet it. Most times their ship doesn't travel by water anyway.

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow

Never put off til tomorow what can be put off til the day after tomorow