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The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

by George Will Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

by Eddie Izzard Found in: Cats Quotes,
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A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the read more

A cat can maintain a position of curled up somnolence on your knee until you are nearly upright. To the last minute she hopes your conscience will get the better of you and you will settle down again.

by Pam Brown Found in: Cats Quotes,
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It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, as long as it
catches mice.

by Sir William Watson (2) Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.

by W.l. George Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he read more

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man.

by Paul Gray Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Cats are designated friends.

Cats are designated friends.

by Norman Corwin Found in: Cats Quotes,
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A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely read more

A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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