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    If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer

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A cat may look like a king.

A cat may look like a king.

by Unattributed Author Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.

by Ernest Menaul Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

Lauk! what a monstrous tail our cat has got!

by Henry Carey Found in: Cats Quotes,
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There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

There are two means of refuge from the misery of life -- music and cats.

by Albert Schweitzer Found in: Cats Quotes,
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

by Stephen Wright Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he read more

The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. But he won't sit upon a cold stove lid, either.

by Mark Twain Found in: Cats Quotes,
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The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.

by George Will Found in: Cats Quotes,
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A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so read more

A man has to work so hard so that something of his personality stays alive. A tomcat has it so easy, he has only to spray and his presence is there for years on rainy days.

by Albert Einstein Found in: Cats Quotes,
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Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

Purring would seem to be, in her case, an automatic safety-valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

by Monica Edwards Found in: Cats Quotes,
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