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The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is read more
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream read more
Are cats lazy? Well, more power to them if they are. Which one of us has not entertained the dream of doing just as he likes, when and how he likes, and as much as he likes?
A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely read more
A man who carries a cat by the tail is getting experience that will always be helpful. He isn't likely to grow dim or doubtful. Chances are, he isn't likely to carry the cat that way again, either. But if he wants to, I say let him!
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
Cats know how to obtain food without labor, shelter without confinement, and love without penalties.
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
Who can believe that there is no soul behind those luminous eyes!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Cat: A pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
