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Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.
Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is read more
Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does read more
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer
A cat may look like a king.
A cat may look like a king.
Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and read more
Confound the cats! All cats--alway--
Cats of all colours, black, white, grey;
By night a nuisance and by day--
Confound the cats!
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on read more
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
The trouble with cats is that they've got no tact.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for awhile I was a suspect.
Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big read more
Do our cats name us? My former husband swore that Humphrey and Dolly and Bean Blossom called me The Big Hamburger.