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Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.
The profession of book writing makes horse racing seem like a solid and stable business.
criminal, n. A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
criminal, n. A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Carpe per diem - seize the check.
What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there getting rich could be dancing read more
What's the subject of life - to get rich? All of those fellows out there getting rich could be dancing around the real subject of life.
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't read more
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in read more
Lord Stafford mines for coal and salt,
The Duke of Norfolk deals in malt,
The Douglas in red herrings.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.
