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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

by Mitch Hedberg Found in: Business Quotes,
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To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture. -Suzuki Roshi.

To control your cow, give it a bigger pasture. -Suzuki Roshi.

by Suzuki Roshi Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business tomorrow.

Business tomorrow.

by Archias Of Thebes Found in: Business Quotes,
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Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business of his religion has a read more

Business is religion, and religion is business. The man who does not make a business of his religion has a religious life of no force, and the man who does not make a religion of his business has a business life of no character.

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Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust.

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There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

There is no glory in outstripping donkeys.

by Martial Found in: Finance and economics Quotes,
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We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.

We [Microsoft] don't have a monopoly. We have market share. There's a difference.

by Steve Ballmer Found in: Business Quotes,
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It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits.

It's not your salary that makes you rich, it's your spending habits.

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Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

Nothing hurts more than having to pay an income tax, unless it is not having to pay an income tax.

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