My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

If you don't drive your business, you will be driven out of business.

Business? It's quite simple; it's other people's money.

Business? It's quite simple; it's other people's money.

When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold read more

When we speak of the commerce with our colonies, fiction lags
after truth, invention is unfruitful, and imagination cold and
barren.

There is no way of keeping profits up but by keeping wages down.

There is no way of keeping profits up but by keeping wages down.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business.

In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch
Is offering too little and asking too much.
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In matters of commerce the fault of the Dutch
Is offering too little and asking too much.
The French are with equal advantage content--
So we clap on Dutch bottoms just 20 per cent.

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.