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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna read more
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
They [corporations] feel neither shame, remorse, gratitude, nor
goodwill.
They [corporations] feel neither shame, remorse, gratitude, nor
goodwill.
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
In this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.
Business without profit is not business any more than a pickle is candy.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.
When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him read more
When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5 and you know he can afford less than that, thank him profusely. When someone gives the hospital a gift of $5,000 and you know he could afford five times that, say "that will help." -Robert H. Schullder.
If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.
If you can build a business up big enough, it is respectable.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your read more
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can read more
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
