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In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks
you take.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks
you take.
I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any
more broccoli!
I'm President of the United States, and I'm not going to eat any
more broccoli!
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, read more
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no matter read more
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no matter how big, not big enough for its demands.
The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss.
The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss.
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to read more
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
No easy problems ever come to the President of the United States.
If they are easy to solve, somebody read more
No easy problems ever come to the President of the United States.
If they are easy to solve, somebody else has solved them.
Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over read more
Somewhere out in this audience may even be someone who will one day follow in my footsteps, and preside over the White House as the president's spouse. I wish him well.
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward read more
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.
