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No easy problems ever come to the President of the United States.
If they are easy to solve, somebody read more
No easy problems ever come to the President of the United States.
If they are easy to solve, somebody else has solved them.
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward read more
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reportedly, the trade summit got off to an awkward start when the president pulled out his baseball cards.
I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it.
I think "Hail to the Chief" has a nice ring to it.
President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a read more
President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said today he thinks it is important for a president to spend time away from Washington. Or at least that's what Dick Cheney told him.
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to read more
All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no matter read more
The presidency has made every man who occupied it, no matter how small, bigger than he was; and no matter how big, not big enough for its demands.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks
you take.
In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks
you take.
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, read more
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people are following him. Finally, someone told him, 'Psst. That's the Secret Service.'
The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss.
The vice-presidency isn't worth a pitcher of warm piss.
