I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

I'm the lamest lame duck there could be.

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them read more

Conservative, n: A statesman who is enamored of existing evils, as distinguished from the Liberal who wishes to replace them with others.

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.

He who knows how to flatter also knows how to slander.

I shall return.

I shall return.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress; but I repeat myself.

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.

The function of socialism is to raise suffering to a higher level.

These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.

These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.

I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.

I hereby resign this office of president of the United States.

A race of altruists is necessarily a race of slaves. A race of free men is necessarily a race of read more

A race of altruists is necessarily a race of slaves. A race of free men is necessarily a race of egoists.