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For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. read more
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there.
 As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far 
country.  
 As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far 
country. 
. . . by evil report and good report . . .
. . . by evil report and good report . . .
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.
Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat?  
 Who, or why, or which, or what,
 Is the Akhond of Swat? 
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They read more
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed read more
But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.
 O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night,
 Black, fearful, comfortless, and horrible.  
 O, my sweet sir, news fitting to the night,
 Black, fearful, comfortless, and horrible. 
For evil news rides post, while good news baits.
For evil news rides post, while good news baits.