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 If't be summer news,
 Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st
  But keep that count'nance still.  
 If't be summer news,
 Smile to't before; if winterly, thou need'st
  But keep that count'nance still. 
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They read more
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny.
 Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
 Hath but a losing office, and his tongue
  Sounds ever read more 
 Yet the first bringer of unwelcome news
 Hath but a losing office, and his tongue
  Sounds ever after as a sullen bell,
   Rememb'red tolling a departing friend. 
The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're read more
The American people deserve to know that they're not just watching the administration's spin on their local newscasts -- they're paying for it, too.
It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from read more
It’s hard to believe that in the greatest democracy in the world, we need legislation to prevent the government from writing and paying for the news.
There's villainous news abroad.
There's villainous news abroad.
 How goes it now, sir? This news which is called true is so like 
an old tale that the read more 
 How goes it now, sir? This news which is called true is so like 
an old tale that the verity of it is in strong suspicion. 
 It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good 
to be true.  
 It is good news, worthy of all acceptation, and yet not too good 
to be true. 
 Where village statesmen talk'd with looks profound.
 And news much older than their ale went round.  
 Where village statesmen talk'd with looks profound.
 And news much older than their ale went round.