The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns read more

Money is like love; it kills slowly and painfully the one who withholds it, and enlivens the other who turns it on his fellow man.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

It ain't often that a man's reputation outlasts his money.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

Money will come to you when you are doing the right thing.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.

Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.