I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time read more

I always try to be smart. I try to treat all the money I'm making like it's the last time I'm going to make it.

The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty.

Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it read more

Money is like manure. If you spread it around it does a lot of good. But if you pile it up in one place it stinks like hell.

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common read more

In its famous paradox, the equation of money and excrement,
psychoanalysis becomes the first science to state what common
sense and the poets have long known--that the essence of money is
in its absolute worthlessness.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to
be living apart.

Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.

Money is the sixth sense that makes it possible to enjoy the other five.

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What read more

Never ask of money spent Where the spender thinks it went. Nobody was ever meant To remember or invent What he did with every cent.

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some
coveted after, they have erred read more

For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some
coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced
themselves through with many sorrows.