Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought read more

Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand.

How beauteous are rouleaus! how charming chests
Containing ingots, bags of dollars, coins
(Not of old victors, read more

How beauteous are rouleaus! how charming chests
Containing ingots, bags of dollars, coins
(Not of old victors, all whose heads and crests
Weigh not the thin ore where their visage shines,
But) of find unclipt gold, where dully rests
Some likeness, which the glittering cirque confines,
Of modern, reigning, sterling, stupid stamp;--
Yes! ready money is Aladdin's lamp.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around.

Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it

Money is like a sixth sense - and you can't make use of the other five without it

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better.

No man's credit is as good as his money.

No man's credit is as good as his money.

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of read more

So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.

Money is like muck, not good except it be spread.