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    These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

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thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to read more

thatll be helpful because we have guys on this club that have trouble reading the nameplate on their locker to find their clothes after a
game

by Stu Grimson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, read more

Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball.

by Jim Murray Found in: Baseball Quotes, Sports Quotes,
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The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

The biggest things are often the easiest to do because there is so little competition.

by William Van Horne Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

Are you any relation to your brother Marv?
(spoken to announcer Steve Albert)

by Leon Wood Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.

Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres.

by David Coleman Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

I play [golf] with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.

by Ben Hogan Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me read more

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.

by Jack Nicklaus Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I've won at every level, except college and pro.

I've won at every level, except college and pro.

by Shaquille O'neal Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich read more

You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

by Lee Trevino Found in: Sports Quotes,
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