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    These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

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Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable.

by Tom Landry Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it.

by Rogers Hornsby Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game.

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If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.

by Roger Simon Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the read more

Athletes have studied how to leap and how to survive the leap some of the time and return to the ground. They don't always do it well. But they are our philosophers of actual moments and the body and soul in them, and of our maneuvers in our emergencies and longings.

by Harold Brodkey Found in: Sports Quotes,
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You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

by Charles Barkley Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's almost like we have ESPN.
(on how well he and James Worthy work together)

It's almost like we have ESPN.
(on how well he and James Worthy work together)

by Magic Johnson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

by Pete Rose Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

by College Senior Found in: Sports Quotes,
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