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    These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

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The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.

by Mrs. Jamieson Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

Boxing has become America's tragic theater.

by Joyce Carol Oates Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top.

by Pete Dye Found in: Sports Quotes,
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I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive read more

I'm going to send the injured reserve players out for the toss next time.
(after the team's co-captain, offensive guard Robert Pratt, pulled a hamstring running onto the field for the coin toss against St. Louis)

by Mike Mccormack Found in: Sports Quotes,
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The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

The more I train the more I realize I have more speed in me.

by Leroy Burrell Found in: Sports Quotes,
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If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in read more

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

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It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

It's a round ball and a round bat, and you got to hit it square.

by Pete Rose Found in: Sports Quotes,
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Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew.

by Harry Carpenter Found in: Sports Quotes,
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There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and read more

There are people who think that wrestling is an ignoble sport. Wrestling is not sport, it is a spectacle, and it is no more ignoble to attend a wrestled performance of suffering than a performance of the sorrows of Arnolphe or Andromaque. rn

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