Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my read more

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she
would come in and sink my boats.

The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating
manual.

The earth is like a spaceship that didn't come with an operating
manual.

It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?.

It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?.

Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several
thousand things that won't work.

Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several
thousand things that won't work.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

If you commit a crime, you're guilty.

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a
Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a
Heav'n of Hell, a Hell of Heav'n.

As a rule, we find what we look for; we achieve what we get ready for.

As a rule, we find what we look for; we achieve what we get ready for.

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.

I never did a day's work in my life. It was all fun.

It's your attitude not your aptitude that determines your altitude.

It's your attitude not your aptitude that determines your altitude.