Robert Benchley

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, read more

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.