Robert Benchley

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

The free-lance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps.

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, read more

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it