Robert Benchley

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up read more

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but
I couldn't give it up because by then I was too famous.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an read more

For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. - Benchley -- or Else!

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.

In America there are two classes of travel--first class, and with children.