As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far
country.

As cold waters to a thirsty soul, so is good news from a far
country.

Ram thou fruitful tidings in mine ears,
That long time have been barren.

Ram thou fruitful tidings in mine ears,
That long time have been barren.

The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, read more

The news media are, for the most part, the bringers of bad news... and it's not entirely the media's fault, bad news gets higher ratings and sells more papers than good news.

(Pistol:) And tidings do I bring and lucky joys
And golden times and happy news of price.
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(Pistol:) And tidings do I bring and lucky joys
And golden times and happy news of price.
(Falstaff:) I pray thee now, deliver them like a man of this
world.

For evil news rides post, while good news baits.

For evil news rides post, while good news baits.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values

All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed read more

But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-breaking...humor we can find. Of course, our show is obviously at a disadvantage compared to the many news sources that we're competing with… at a disadvantage in several respects. For one thing, we are fake. They are not. So in terms of credibility we are, well, oddly enough, actually about even. We're about even.

Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.

Ill news is wing'd with fate, and flies apace.