Some truth there was, but dash'd and brew'd with lies,
To please the fools, and puzzle all the wise.

Some truth there was, but dash'd and brew'd with lies,
To please the fools, and puzzle all the wise.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

Why would anyone lie? The truth is always more colorful.

Why would anyone lie? The truth is always more colorful.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

A liar should have a good memory.

A liar should have a good memory.

A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should read more

A man would rather have a hundred lies told of him than one truth which he does not wish should be known.

It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you read more

It is hard to tell if a man is telling the truth when you know you would lie if you were in his place.