Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.

Dare to be true: nothing can need a lie;
A fault which needs it most, grows two thereby.

Dare to be true: nothing can need a lie;
A fault which needs it most, grows two thereby.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

One ought to have a good memory when he has told a lie.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

There are people who exaggerate so much that they can't tell the truth without lying.

No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

No man lies so boldly as the man who is indignant.

And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but
The truth in masquerade.

And, after all, what is a lie? 'Tis but
The truth in masquerade.

All men are born truthful and die liars.

All men are born truthful and die liars.

Half the truth is often a great lie.

Half the truth is often a great lie.

There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.

There are a terrible lot of lies going round the world, and the worst of it is that they're true.