I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

I don't feel good.

I don't feel good.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]