And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!

The Revolution has not yet succeeded. Comrades, you must carry
on!

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country.

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

Thank God, I have done my duty.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

And now, I am dying beyond my means.

Don't worry! It's not loaded. •Terry Kath, rockmusician, played russian roulette Waiting are they? Well let'em wait!

Don't worry! It's not loaded. •Terry Kath, rockmusician, played russian roulette Waiting are they? Well let'em wait!

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.