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And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more
And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist...
I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]
I have spent my life laboriously doing nothing.
[Lat., Vitam perdidi laboricose agendo.]
Don't worry! It's not loaded.
Don't worry! It's not loaded.
Thank God, I have done my duty.
Thank God, I have done my duty.
Tortured for the Republic.
[Lat., Strangulatus pro republica.]
Tortured for the Republic.
[Lat., Strangulatus pro republica.]
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
Applaud friends, the comedy is over.
Applaud friends, the comedy is over.
