Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Applaud friends, the comedy is over.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living read more

And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts, in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

He wasn't paranoid, they really were after him.

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Tortured for the Republic.
[Lat., Strangulatus pro republica.]

Tortured for the Republic.
[Lat., Strangulatus pro republica.]

I wonder why he shot me?

I wonder why he shot me?

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Don't worry! It's not loaded.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.

Now I am about to take my last voyage, a great leap in the dark.