Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored.

Shoot Walter! Shoot like it was the devil.

Shoot Walter! Shoot like it was the devil.

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

Let me think... I wonder if an anvil will drop like an apple?

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

18 straight whiskies - I think that's a record.

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Oh Lord, forgive the misprints!

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Here lies Charles Cuevas. He once said "Gimme hockey, or gimme death." He didn't quite get hockey.

Drink to me.

Drink to me.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.

I have been dying for twenty years, now I am going to live.