Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you read more

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same read more

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

The nation is prosperpus on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

Inflation is like sin; every government denounces it and every government practices it

Inflation is like sin; every government denounces it and every government practices it

I wasn't affected by inflation -- I had nothing to inflate.

I wasn't affected by inflation -- I had nothing to inflate.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.