I wasn't affected by inflation -- I had nothing to inflate.

I wasn't affected by inflation -- I had nothing to inflate.

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

Inflation is the senility of democracies.

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you read more

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

Only one fellow in ten thousand understands the currency question, and we meet him every day.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

The disease is painless; it's the cure that hurts.

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a read more

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man.

Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth.

Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth.

Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth

Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth