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Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.