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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the read more
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.