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Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

by George Carlin Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown read more

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.

by Sigmund Freud Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.

Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.

by Bertha Damon Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in read more

Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing

by Voltaire Found in: Doctors Quotes, Medicine Quotes,
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

by Swedish Proverb Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and read more

Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

by Anton Chekhov Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more

In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.

by George Bernard Shaw Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

by Walter Matthau Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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