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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown read more
The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is read more
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and read more
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.