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God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees
God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fees
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more
I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is read more
The doctor has been taught to be interested not in health but in disease. What the public is taught is that health is the cure for disease.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization