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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

by George Carlin Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

by Molly Haskell Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

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My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

by Walter Matthau Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the read more

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

by Latin Proverb Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown read more

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.

by Sigmund Freud Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

by Swedish Proverb Found in: Doctors Quotes,
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A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

by Jean Kerr Found in: Hospitals Quotes,
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