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The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more
My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Looking out of a hospital window is different from looking out of any other. Somehow you do not see outside.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease
The doctor is to be feared more than the disease
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
