I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt read more

I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months read more

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more.

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the read more

One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown read more

The doctor should be opaque to his patients and, like a mirror, should show them nothing but what is shown to him.

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

Just because your doctor has a name for your condition doesn't mean he knows what it is

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.