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A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
A Hospital is no place to be sick.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the read more
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
In hospitals there is no time off for good behavior.
