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In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home read more
In a hospital they throw you out into the street before you are half cured, but in a nursing home they don't let you out till you are dead.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
Hospital rooms seemt to have vastly more ceiling than any rooms people live in.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
It's like a convent, the hospital. You leave the world behind and take vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny read more
A trip to the hospital is always a descent into the macabre. I have never trusted a place with shiny floors.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals, like airports and supermarkets, only pretend to be open nights and weekends.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
Hospitals are only an intermediate stage of civilization.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
The ultimate indignity is to be given a bedpan by a stranger who calls you by your first name.
