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    I had a quintuple bypass in May. It was not
    Mad Cows but sane cows in my arteries.

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The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

The poor cows froze
neglected in a blizzard
They dug them up
and ate their gizzards.

by O Anna Niemus Found in: Health Quotes,
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A coole mouth, and warme feet, live long.
[A cool mouth, and warm feet, live long.]

A coole mouth, and warme feet, live long.
[A cool mouth, and warm feet, live long.]

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It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser.

It is better to lose health like a spendthrift than to waste it like a miser.

by Robert Louis Stevenson Found in: Health Quotes,
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He who overlooks a healthy spot for the site of his house is mad
and ought to be handed read more

He who overlooks a healthy spot for the site of his house is mad
and ought to be handed over to the care of his relations and
friends.
[Lat., Qui salubrem locum negligit, mente est captus atque ad
agnatos et gentiles deducendus.]

by Marcus Terentius Varro Found in: Health Quotes,
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A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time -- pills or stairs.

by Joan Welsh Found in: Health Quotes,
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Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to
trouble about whether he's happy read more

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to
trouble about whether he's happy or not.

by William Shakespeare Found in: Health Quotes,
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The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once the greatest earthly problem and grandest read more

The building of a perfect body crowned by a perfect brain, is at once the greatest earthly problem and grandest hope of the race.

by Dio Lewis Found in: Health Quotes,
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Attention to health is life greatest hindrance.

Attention to health is life greatest hindrance.

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Nor love, not honour, wealth nor pow'r,
Can give the heart a cheerful hour
When health is read more

Nor love, not honour, wealth nor pow'r,
Can give the heart a cheerful hour
When health is lost. Be timely wise;
With health all taste of pleasure flies.

by John Gay Found in: Health Quotes,
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