After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The best throw with the dice is to throw them away.

The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

The urge to gamble is so universal, and its practice so pleasurable that I assume it must be evil.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

Gambling promises the poor what property performs for the rich -- something for nothing.

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

In gambling the many must lose in order that the few may win

Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society.

Gambling undermines the moral fiber of society.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

Gambling is a disease of barbarians superficially civilized.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.

One of the healthiest ways to gamble is with a spade and a package of garden seeds.